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SnardLivesHere
10-18-2007, 11:00 PM
Echolyn's As The World. The pile of shrunken heads is kinda gross, and does nothing to make me think of the music on this great album.

http://base.googlehosted.com/base_image?size=2&q=music/image/0/016uXEsO1lzG.jpg

Rick and Roll
10-18-2007, 11:28 PM
Zappa's Orchestral Favorites or Studio Tan have that awful drawing...but I think that was intentional as they were record company contractuals.

If you go for ugliness, try Black Sabbath's "Born Again" (the one with Gillian). That "thing" on the cover is hideous.

http://www.black-sabbath.com/discog/bornagain.html

Just read on that link that Bev Bevan went on that tour....Jim's favorite drummer! :)

SnardLivesHere
10-18-2007, 11:41 PM
Wasn't Bev Bevan in Triumvirat?

Lellu
10-19-2007, 01:32 AM
U.K. Concert Classics Vol.4

The cover looks like it was done in five minutes using Microsoft Paint.
It also features a nice little picture of sweaty Bruford. 8-o
The print quality is also a major let down. The resolution is really low...I am not even sure whether my copy is a pirate or not...

Aerosol
10-19-2007, 04:04 AM
Forget all the shrunken heads and badly-painted evil babies, nothing makes me want to puke so much as the front cover of Emerson, Lake and Palmer's Love Beach...

Michael
10-20-2007, 04:10 PM
I love Galahad but i have to say there In A Moment Of Complete Madness Cover is Really in a few words Farked up.

NorCalKurt
10-20-2007, 06:59 PM
smell the glove..

schupdoggy
10-21-2007, 09:35 AM
Marilyn Manson - Holywood
http://www.johnnyleeclary.com/marilyn_manson_holy_wood_a.jpg

Marilyn Manson - Mechanical Animals
http://www.musicfolio.com/modernrock/marilynmanson_mechanical.jpg

Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar
http://i17.tinypic.com/2zfo9wx.jpg

Michael
10-21-2007, 10:01 AM
smell the glove..

"It's like, 'how much more black could this be?' and the answer is none. None more black."

LOL

cribguy
10-22-2007, 08:49 AM
Ambeon's Fate of a Dreamer. No one should be putting 14 year old girls on their album covers. It makes me feel all pedophile-ish. And put on top of that that she sounds like a hot adult female, well...:knowing:

cribguy
10-22-2007, 08:53 AM
Forget all the shrunken heads and badly-painted evil babies, nothing makes me want to puke so much as the front cover of Emerson, Lake and Palmer's Love Beach...

They never really have spent a lot of time/money on their covers, except for Brain Salad Surgery.

cribguy
10-22-2007, 08:57 AM
smell the glove..

"This is something you put around your arm. You don’t put this on your f***ing turntable." :LOL:

spewie
10-22-2007, 11:10 AM
I think the worst album cover for me would have to be the original cover of Deep Purples first album "Deep Purple" It had a reproduction of Dante's Hell on the front cover. Although I am still somewhat disturbed by the cover I still listen to that album and consider it one of Deep Purples best,

IMHO anyway;)

NorCalKurt
10-22-2007, 02:35 PM
worst cover.. try this one Space Escapade by Les Baxter.

Thor
10-22-2007, 09:15 PM
Worst covers... take your pick they are all here.

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers

I am particularly nausiated by them all. something is not quite right with each of them

NorCalKurt
10-22-2007, 09:39 PM
OK those were good or should I say bad Thor... try some of these on..
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/djlanda/the_100_worst_album_covers_ever/

podakayne
10-22-2007, 10:14 PM
gosh thor...we'll all need therapy after perusing that sight...OMG songs for gay dogs!!!!

i'm scarred...get it out, get it out, get it out of my head!!!!

KeithieW
10-23-2007, 02:36 AM
There's even an album by Roger in there......:)

C'mon roger what are you not telling us............LMAO!!!!!

roger
10-23-2007, 05:02 AM
heh.

umm, that's roger.dot.

<runs and hides...>

teermin8r
10-23-2007, 06:43 AM
I'm gonna have to put some thought into worst album cover, but you can stop the presses as far as BEST album cover of 2007. That is the new Flower Kings cd 'The Sum of No Evil' A bugvan fish :D

KeithieW
10-23-2007, 06:54 AM
I reckon Starcastle's Real to Reel has to be up there somewhere.

DEzerov
10-23-2007, 07:33 AM
Butthole Surfers/Live PCPPEP

DEzerov
10-23-2007, 07:38 AM
Worst covers... take your pick they are all here.

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers

I am particularly nausiated by them all. something is not quite right with each of them

I noticed # 30 on the list that Thor provided looks very much like the cover to Roxy Music's Manifesto...strange coincidence or more of Ferry's avant-gard attitude... check it out and see if you agree...

Rick and Roll
10-23-2007, 12:03 PM
I noticed # 30 on the list that Thor provided looks very much like the cover to Roxy Music's Manifesto...strange coincidence or more of Ferry's avant-gard attitude... check it out and see if you agree...

That list rears its ugly head every few months.......no less revolting.:)

Maybe it's the Russion Manifesto D'ez...

darksideof
10-23-2007, 04:59 PM
Worst covers... take your pick they are all here.

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers

I am particularly nausiated by them all. something is not quite right with each of them

Hilarious stuff Thor.

roger
10-25-2007, 05:21 AM
I reckon Starcastle's Real to Reel has to be up there somewhere.

indeed. this should be thrown out with the album in it. :ick:

SnardLivesHere
10-25-2007, 09:55 PM
Thanks for the links to the reeeeeally bad covers. I'm gonna go throw up now.
But i was really looking for bad prog album covers. Maybe we could do it by band... "Yes's worst is (insert your opinion here)", or "ELP's worst is ....".

Oh well, maybe this thread got played out quickly. Back to the music!!!

NorCalKurt
10-25-2007, 10:05 PM
I think we have hit the end of the line for this one. It was fun.

Michael
10-26-2007, 11:46 AM
Thanks for the links to the reeeeeally bad covers. I'm gonna go throw up now.
But i was really looking for bad prog album covers. Maybe we could do it by band... "Yes's worst is (insert your opinion here)", or "ELP's worst is ....".

Oh well, maybe this thread got played out quickly. Back to the music!!!
Well i think Yes's worst would have to be 90125 or Big Generator or Tormato better yet ill just say all 3 were pretty bad:grinz:

Methem
10-26-2007, 04:50 PM
If you go for ugliness, try Black Sabbath's "Born Again" (the one with Gillian). That "thing" on the cover is hideous.
Some Sabbath artwork, on the other hand, is relatively well done. The covers of the debut album and Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, for example.

Many years ago I copied the cover of Vol 4, or the figure of Ozzy, using the grid technique. The modest drawing, quite a bit larger than the CD cover it was copied from, is still on the wall in my old home, at my father.


-Methem

OverHillandDale
10-26-2007, 07:53 PM
Looks like we dediced that Stuermer, Daryl (http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&opt1=1&sql=%Stuermer,Daryl%) - 20th Century Lady Steppin' Out, is worthy a nomination.

Yesspaz
10-26-2007, 08:35 PM
Some of Mike Oldfield's covers are lame. Just bad photos of him, like the wanna-be mystical crap-shoot (get it?) that was the cover of Voyager. Ommadawn's cover is pretty non-good too. Incantations....

As for Yes, I'd have to go with Big Generator and Open Your Eyes.
Pink Floyd: Piper at the Gates of Dawn.
Rush: I'm pretty non-impressed with the debut's cover.

And most of Roxy's are just trashy.

Mighty-Boosh
10-29-2007, 04:04 PM
Some Sabbath artwork, on the other hand, is relatively well done. The covers of the debut album and Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, for example.

Honorary 'worst album cover' mention, however, must go to Sabotage - Bill Ward's 'paunch and red tights' look is absolutely unique

SnardLivesHere
10-30-2007, 11:17 PM
Just pulled out my copy of Gryphon's LP "Midnight Mushrumps". That cover is pretttty bad. The album title doesn't have much going for it either, but that's another topic.

http://www.progreviews.com/reviews/display.php?rev=gry-mm

Methem
11-02-2007, 09:42 AM
Honorary 'worst album cover' mention, however, must go to Sabotage - Bill Ward's 'paunch and red tights' look is absolutely unique
Yes, it's a interesting cover, heh. A good album anyway...


-Methem

Roger -Dot- Lee
11-02-2007, 08:40 PM
heh.

umm, that's roger.dot.

<runs and hides...>

It most certainly is *N*O*T*

Boy. I can't turn my back on you lot for a second. Honest to pete. Some people's kids these days....