Get Your Blasphemies Everybody
 

I've seen so many good rips on Godspeed! You Black Emperor, I decided to start a thread on it.

here's two from memory to get you started:
Goodness! You're Boring Everybody (Rick I think)
Godsake You Black Pudding Eater (Keithie)

you are the devil!
 

If it's a good one, put my name next to it.:D Actually I copied the post:


"don't forget about the other corrections mentioned. Seems like everything in these forums gravitates back to Godspeed.

How about Goodness You're Boring Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then insert exclamations as you see fit."

(Errors/Typos In the Playlist)

Keith had a good one recently, I can't remember it had to do with Godforsaken something - anyhow, I think it was his best. Keith?

My personal favorite is the comment I put on Spaz's leg picture in the Rogues Gallery. Check it out.

I just reread the Godspeed thread and there's actually some high praise in that thread............

Goodness, You Barfed Everywhere!

Irresistable.........
 

Godsake You Boring Englishman!

As an aside I read somewhere that Godspeed! are about to release a compilation album here in the UK. The working title is named after a little known Egyptian deity - "IMHOCrap"

Godspeed, You Blessed Everyone with your innovative and original music. :eek:

Geddy's Young Boring Experience :rolleyes:



Btw. I just requested "Sleep" :D

Even though I really like this band, and I am the donator who subjected you all to them (although Jim did make the choice to add :eek: ), it's only fair (and fun) that I play along. So here goes...



Genius Yiddish Beatles Enthusiasts!

Genuine Yellow Bowel Excrement!

Gosh, You Blow Everytime!

Giant Yacking Bastard Experiment!

Re: Get Your Blasphemies Everybody
 

[quote]Originally posted by progdirjim
[b]I've seen so many good rips on Godspeed! You Black Emperor, I decided to start a thread on it.



how 'bout.......

"Goddamn! You black empanada"

or

"Good spiel! You hack embalmer"

My $.02US worth
 

And probably worth double that

OK, my entry:

"GAAAAA!!! YOUR BREATH!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!

Roger -Dot- Lee

Goodgrief! You! Bad Elephants!
 

just a stab...i'll have to find the one i think is just priceless...can't remember who said it but i'll find it and quote it!


Godsend! You Back to Eden!

Re: Goodgrief! You! Bad Elephants!
 

More like 'Godsend You Back to 'Ell!'

Gawd You Bloody Entertainers!

Gesundheit! You Blithering Entropist!

Grip Your Bunnions, Ethel!

Gee, Yesspaz Bores Everyone! (since he donated GYBE, not a slam on his *sparkling* personality)

Good yellow bug eaters

Gracias, Yesspaz! Buenos Entradas! (roughly translates to "Thanks Yesspaz, good entrees")

You know, I actually like Godspeed, as long as I don't have to hear too much of it back to back. Any one song at a time is fine...

Nice.

Gleeful Young Bach Enthusiasts

Besides mine
 

Avian's is pretty funny. Did you clean it up?

Great! You bought Enron!

got one
 

Garmonbozia? Yuck - Beet Enchiladas!

Grab your best earplugs! :eek:

Re: got one
 

THAT'S one of the best...

Gosh You Beat Everyone!
 

and i like all of the above.

a few more
 

Giant Yellow Bloated Elephants (song descriptions)

Goodbye Yesterday's Bad Eggs

Grating Youthful Banal Emptiness

:)

Gimme Your Best Effort!
 

Gimme Young Boys Everytime.
Giving You Blessings Eternal
Givin Your Brain Extasy!

Gawdawful Youthful Boisterous Eruption

Summary so far...
 

Graciously, You Bless Everyone!
Gawdawful Youthful Boisterous Eruption
Gimme Young Boys Everytime.
Giving You Blessings Eternal
Givin Your Brain Extasy!
Gimme Your Best Effort
Giant Yellow Bloated Elephants (song descriptions)
Goodbye Yesterday's Bad Eggs
Grating Youthful Banal Emptiness
Garmonbozia? Yuck - Beet Enchiladas!
Grab your best earplugs!
Great! You bought Enron!
Gleeful Young Bach Enthusiasts
Gee, Yesspaz Bores Everyone!
Good yellow bug eaters
Gracias, Yesspaz! Buenos Entradas!
Gawd You Bloody Entertainers!
Gesundheit! You Blithering Entropist!
Grip Your Bunnions, Ethel!
Godsend! You Back to Eden!
GAAAAA!!! YOUR BREATH!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!
Good spiel! You hack embalmer
Genius Yiddish Beatles Enthusiasts!
Genuine Yellow Bowel Excrement!
Gosh, You Blow Everytime!
Giant Yacking Bastard Experiment!
Godspeed, You Blessed Everyone (with your innovative and original music)
Geddy's Young Boring Experience
Godsake You Boring Englishman!
Goodness You're Boring Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodness! You're Boring Everybody
Godsake You Black Pudding Eater

Ha!
 

God Yesspaz! Bloody Excrement

Re: Gimme Your Best Effort!
 

Did Michael or Pete say that?

resurrected per shoutbox request
 

with two adds:
me:
Godbless You! Bad Allergies?

and Rogormortis:
Greek Yodelling Before Evening

Re: resurrected per shoutbox request
 

GYBA?

:D

Greatness! Yeah! Bravo! Excellent!

Gibbled Yacks Brutalize Europe

Great, You Broke England!

(for Tony Blair)

I stick with my original....
 

and avian's barfing one too.

It's time to express my opinion...
 

Gas Your Backside Emitted

Re: It's time to express my opinion...
 

I believe we have a winner!:D :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D

Re: Re: It's time to express my opinion...
 

Indeed. Not only do we have an honest and accurate critique of the music, but also a very accurate and concise description of the tonality and dynamics.

Shame we can't say things like "accurate" and "concise" or even "listenable" about the music itself.

Well Done Stan!

Roger -Dot- Lee, couldn't have said it better himself.

Re: It's time to express my opinion...
 

That's the one.

Creativity lives and breathes in Florida!

But wait, there's more:
 

Grandiose Yadayadayada Blahblahblah Experiment :o

Great Yellow Bellied Earsucker :rolleyes:

Good! You're Buying Excedrin! :D

Granted, You Buy Everything ;)

Goats? Yes! Bleating Endlessly :D

Gibberish Your Band Exported ;)

Glass You're Breaking Efficiently :rolleyes:

Gawdawful Yipping By Eggheads :(

Gimme Your Best Excrement :eek:

Gnomes Yodeling 'Bout Elvis :)

Graves You'd Better Exhume :eek:

Grass? You Better Exhale :cool:


I prefer my first entry, however.

Tomorrow, I probably should focus on work...

Despite my objection to the whole point of this I really like Grandiose Yadayadayada Blahblahblah Experiment.

Re: But wait, there's more:
 

Stan - on a GYBE Roll! (Great-Yellow-Big-Egg Roll, that is)

Have faith 'spaz, GYBE isn't dead, it just smells bad.

after that list he made-

Get Yesspaz Better Employment !-

the boy has waaay too much time on his hands!