Python fans and how to deal with trolls
So, thanks to VAXMan's expertise, we have recently eliminated "marillionfreak" from the Aural Moon community. If you missed his rants, trust me, it was not just deserved, but overdue. However, in shout this evening, the idea came up to NOT ban idiots of this ilk, but to write a script that will substitute a Monty Python quote every time said idiot shouts. *I* personally find this way funnier, so here we go: what are your favorite Python quotes?
Is this the right thread for an argument? (and please do NOT play that skit out in the thread :D ) |
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
"Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person." Let the quotes begin. :D
|
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
"Tis but a scratch" said the black knight after his arms were cut off. From MP and the Holy Grail.
|
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
Some favs:
"I fart in your general direction." "I blow my nose at thee!" "Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries." "A duck!" "O Merciful Lord, use this, Thine Holy Hand Grenade, to blow Thine enemies to bits, in Thy mercy." "This is an ex-parrot!" "I warn you, it's quite runny!" |
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
a few more;
“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!” “Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?” “-She turned me into a newt! -A newt? -I got better...” “Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!” “And now for something completely different.” “Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!” “He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.” "Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front? Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea." |
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
|
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
No no no, it's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove"
|
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
Quote:
|
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
My nipples explode in the light.
-What's on the telly? -Looks like a penguin |
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
Have you any cheddar?
|
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
from eric the half a bee: "Cyril Connelly?"
|
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
"My theory, which belongs to me, is mine. All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end."
|
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
I don't want to go on the cart! We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,... Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ... |
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
"an argument is an intellectual process, while contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says."
no it isn't |
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... |
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
"I'm not dead yet."
|
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
|
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
And now for something completely different.
The Larch. |
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
well, someone has to offer this classic: "IT'S!"
|
Re: Python fans and how to deal with trolls
The whole Spam Spam Spam & more Spam skit seems like the most appropriate.
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:47 AM. |
Integrated by BBpixel Team 2024 :: jvbPlugin R1011.362.1
Powered by vBulletin Version 3.6.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.