For Program Director Jim!
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None: they have a machine to do that now.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.
What do Ginger Baker and coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
What is the difference between a chiropidist and Ginger Baker?
A chiropidist bucks up your feet
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
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Feels like I'm fiddling while Rome is burning down.
Think I'll lay my fiddle down, take a rifle from the ground!
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