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Bass Jokes
Since I'm a bass player, I know a few bass jokes.
Q. What did the piano player say to the bass player?
A. Hey Look, I can do that with one hand.
Q. Why was the bass player mad at the guitar player?
A. Because the guitar player detuned one of his strings, but wouldn't tell him which one.
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Feels like I'm fiddling while Rome is burning down.
Think I'll lay my fiddle down, take a rifle from the ground!
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