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Re: Shop Early - Here come the holidays
What about Aural Moon condoms? A set of special condoms with some of your favorite bands:
The Pink Floyd condom: great for sex "On The Run"
The YES condom: allows you to "Shoot High, Aim Low"
The GYBE condom: they're really long but they never really go anywhere.
The Gentle Giant condom: for the well endowed softies.
The Rush condom: Wham Bam thank you Ma'am.
The Frost* condom: for those cold encounters.
The Dream Theater condom: keeps it out of the popcorn at the porno matinee.
The Caravan condom: for those intimate moments in a Dodge mini-van.
The Camel condom: good for one hump or two.
The Happy The Man condom: for your pleasure, not hers.
The It Bites condom: for maximum protection during oral sex.
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----------------Mopper of the moon, mopper of all.
-------------------- Aural Moon's Janitorial Services
---------------------and Restroom Supplies, and Techno-patsy --
 Cogito ergo iMac. 
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