[tongle]

Damnn - all my favourites already taken.....so how about;

'Penny for an ex-lepper?'

'Only the true messiah would deny that he is the messiah'

'What have the Romans ever done for us......?'

'...and if you tell kids of today that..they won't believe you' (Four Yorkshire men Sketch)

'The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on it's back'

'If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd be pushing up the daisys'

'It's scientific experiments for the lot of you'

'Badger spleen, otter's noses, wolf nipple chips...get 'em while they're hot!!'


(I'd better stop now - but actually one of my all time favourite bits is Spike Milligan's cameo in Life of Brian)