"Listeners of progressive rock have often got long and filthy hair, old, colorful and shabby clothes. They smell like marijuana, which is because they smoke it very often! They are usually communists or left-wing liberals, which means they are the enemy of Democracy! They are satanists or new-age -believers. Not many of them are Christians."
I must be an atypical progressive rock listener. I've got short and clean hair (although it used to be really long and clean). My clothes are relatively new and not very colorful, whether they're shabby or not is debatable. I don't smell like marijuana and don't smoke it either. I'm also a right-wing conservative and a Christian.
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