Dad............it was Barry Manilow you wanted wasn't it?

By the way..... I farted in an elevator this morning. That was wrong on SO many levels. I was on my way to my sex therapist. I told him that the closest I'd ever come to a threesome was sleeping with a schizophrenic. Then on the way down another guy said I looked so stupid that I probably couldn't spell Armageddon. Blimey, that's not the end of the world is it?????

See you all on 28th Peeps.