Mr. Wolf solves problems. From now on, VAX, I'm calling you Mr. Wolf.
Ok, I have no idea what all you just said in the main post, but Mr. Wolf, I'm glad you totally rocked that lamer's butt back to BASIC training. Excellent.
10 SAY VAXMAN ROCKS
20 GO TO 10
VAXman, you are Mr. Wolf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANPsHKpti48
(warning: adult language, I believe, is the term).