Lost in Show Biz!!!!!!!!

In another thread I mentioned about an awards ceremony I saw in England where Prince aka The Artist formerly known as Prince aka Tafkap aka Richard Cranium was an attendee.

He was dressed from head to foot in a pink body suit and looked like a peeled prawn. The organisers had flown him over at great expense. He was accompanied to the stage by a couple of GIGANTIC minders and the only words he spoke were "Thanks be to God". Then he walked off and out of the building.

Talk about "Lost in Show Biz!!!!"

Anyone know any other stories about artists so far up their own arses they're coming back down again?