Python fans and how to deal with trolls

[cumquott]

"Note the huge-breasted typist in the background..."

And remember when Opera did this to Microsoft?

http://www.opera.com/press/releases/2003/02/14/

There may be an archive somewhere - it's hilarious.

[JamForte(Admin)]

"VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

[TheFish]

Says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

[VAXman(Admin)]

Originally Posted by TheFish

Says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czjynTjCDcY

I'm with The Gooze on that one.

[Diff_Drummer]

I spent two hours today burying a cat. He didn't want to stay in the hole!

[tongle]

Damnn - all my favourites already taken.....so how about;

'Penny for an ex-lepper?'

'Only the true messiah would deny that he is the messiah'

'What have the Romans ever done for us......?'

'...and if you tell kids of today that..they won't believe you' (Four Yorkshire men Sketch)

'The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on it's back'

'If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd be pushing up the daisys'

'It's scientific experiments for the lot of you'

'Badger spleen, otter's noses, wolf nipple chips...get 'em while they're hot!!'


(I'd better stop now - but actually one of my all time favourite bits is Spike Milligan's cameo in Life of Brian)

[artw(Admin)]

"The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these... "

and when they shut him down:

"Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. (shouting) You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me. "

[artw(Admin)]

"Pointed sticks? Ho, ho, ho. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!"

[kentwelve]

"Intercourse the Penguin!"