How To Get Rid of Telemarketers

[progdirjim(Admin)]

In the shoutbox the other day, there were some hilarious ideas for how to respond to unsolicited phone calls.

Keithie started with: "I'm so glad you called! I haven't talked to anyone since I got out of prison"

Poda had several accents going on: "Missy ain't here sir", etc

and I had the response to "How are you sir?" - "I got a rash on my ass so bad I can't even sit down"...

What's your version?