Python fans and how to deal with trolls

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So, thanks to VAXMan's expertise, we have recently eliminated "marillionfreak" from the Aural Moon community. If you missed his rants, trust me, it was not just deserved, but overdue. However, in shout this evening, the idea came up to NOT ban idiots of this ilk, but to write a script that will substitute a Monty Python quote every time said idiot shouts. *I* personally find this way funnier, so here we go: what are your favorite Python quotes?

Is this the right thread for an argument? (and please do NOT play that skit out in the thread )