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[VAXman(Admin)]

Originally Posted by jtmckinley

hehe, maybe it should be a cow instead, milking the legacy so they have an estate to leave their families? If they were US based I might think they were saving up for health care, but they got national health so that couldn't be it, or could it?

You may have a point there. With the number of UK NHS Trusts going or gone bankrupt, ¥€$ might need to start paying for their healthcare and spending their money over here where we still have viable healthcare. Oh, wait, nevermind. At least, they can get death counseling. When Dr. Jack Kevorkian did it, it was considered a crime. When the gov't does it, it's considered sound fiscal policy. Hypocrites!

I can hear the ¥€$ refrain playing now...

Owner of a failing heart
Owner of an aging heart
Much better than - a
Government provided lark
Owner of a future stark

Sooner or later each congressman
Will decide the failing heart - owner of an aging heart
It will eradicate it will be plight
It won't give a donor heart - owner of a failing heart

[Yesspaz]

Originally Posted by VAXman

I can hear the ¥€$ refrain playing now...

Owner of a failing heart
Owner of an aging heart
Much better than - a
Government provided lark
Owner of a future stark

Sooner or later each congressman
Will decide the failing heart - owner of an aging heart
It will eradicate it will be plight
It won't give a donor heart - owner of a failing heart

That's the funniest dang thing I've read in ages. Someone ought to literally record that. I literally LOL.

[VAXman(Admin)]

Originally Posted by Yesspaz

That's the funniest dang thing I've read in ages. Someone ought to literally record that. I literally LOL.

I could be funny if it weren't so pathetically profit-sizing of the future.